Breathe in and out. Ahhhhhh. You smell that? That’s the smell of progress my friend! Might be a little sawdust too. Jared’s become a regular regular down the shop. My Dad’s shop that is. Our contractor extraordinaire.
The Good Ol’ Shop as it’s referred to by many is an interesting place with an interesting cast of characters. With all the makings of a reality TV show that could rival Duck Dynasty.
Let me paint you a little picture. A weekend afternoon down the shop.
Dad: (chomping on a cigar) Let’s set you guys up with an IKEA cabinet building station.
—- small projects get stashed all around the shop. giant sheets of cardboard get laid out on the workbench to protect our kitchen investment —-
Dad: Grab a couple of those sixty-sixes! (he’s referring to the last two digits of the IKEA packaging)
-— Jared and I “get to work on those sixty-sixes” while Dad putters around, blasting country music and getting a project ready for a friend Mike coming to pick it up. —-
—- enter Joe. Joe lives within earshot of the shop and if Dad’s white truck is parked out front and Joe’s home, you can bet he’ll be making an appearance. —-
Dad: (in a booming voice while still munching on a stogie) JOE BA-CA-DOOO! (that’s not his name)
Joe: Hey guys. You got your IKEA! That’s awesome! You must be so stoked.
—- Joe wanders around and makes his way over to a sawdust infested area with nails and small boxes stacked on shelves. he grabs a box —-
Joe: Need like five staples!
Dad: Take the whole box Joe!
Joe: Nah nah, this is fine.
—- Joe puts row of sharp staples directly into his shirt pocket. Mike shows up to pick up the project Dad made for him. —-
Dad: Mike! You want a beer?
Mike: Sure! If you guys are!
—- that’s laughable because these guys almost always are. in fact I’m pretty sure Joe had beer in hand when he stopped by. but I’m one to talk as I sipped my Coors Light. the shop demands a cold one while you work. —-
—- Dad assists Jared and I with a tricky part of the cabinet and I overhear Joe and Mike. —-
Joe: His work is just phenomenal. I mean this is nothing! (Joe points to an intricate table with various types of striking woods) He’s so so talented.
This is the type of camaraderie that goes on here. Sure there’s a lot of cursing and spitting and whatnot but this boys club is one of the most loyal group of friends I’ve ever known. They truly appreciate one another, respect one another, and would do anything for each other.
That extends to each of their families too. Which is why I have to thank the Shop Boys in advance for all wanting to help with our renovation. Get ready to hear more from all these characters. I know I’m excited!
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