Having a Baby is Hilarious

If you had a friend that woke you up every three hours demanding to be fed, leaked bodily fluids from every orifice of their body on to you and you still turned around and kissed his cheeks and tickled his belly- well then I’d say you have one sick and twisted co-dependent relationship on your hands. But when that friend is your child, it’s just Tuesday.

Yeah, having a baby is hilarious.

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But let’s forget all that and pretend that my little man is as angelic as these photos suggest all the time… which, he really mostly is. Baby’s first photo shoot was a big success. He was a total professional… up until the very last photo where Momma and Dad stepped in to get just one family photo.

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He snuggled into Momma’s arms, our photographer stepped back to shoot, and…

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There’s something warm dripping down my arm and onto my foot below. Little man had held it long enough. It’s OK buddy, Momma doesn’t mind a little pee.

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But then the photographer stepped back again, framed her shot, and…

Eli

Squirt. Yes, Eli spared our photographer, her lovely blankets and furry rugs, and saved it all for Momma.

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So this photo is very photoshopped. Notice the clean arms. But the smiles on our faces are 100% genuine.

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So great job my little supermodel. I will be sure to remind you of this photoshoot and your grand finale when you’re a teenager. Momma loves you.

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One thought on “Having a Baby is Hilarious

  1. Absolutely awesome. Yes you will remind him and get “payback” but not in front of his friends and especially not in front of his dates. Because he will always be this cute even when he is 6 feet tall. Isn’t life wonderful! Congratulation Julie and Jared. Happiness and joy to you and your family always!

    From a couple of Vagabonds living the dream.

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